Wednesday, August 6, 2008
We are a family of five, including Lenny the dog.
Lets break it down:
2/5 of us have intentionally eaten crap
1/5 of us really likes eating crap, especially when served on a bed of Huggie Diaper, with a bit of nice au jus
2/5 of us have rolled around in crap for pleasure
2/5 of us have crapped in the backyard
4/5 of us have pissed in the back yard
1/5 of us have whipped it out and pissed at the park, right there in front of God and Everyone
1/5 of us have been to jail...more than once
2/5 of us are, for all intents and purposes, bald
1/5 of us is going to start preschool this fall
2/5 of us can barely hide our excitement at the prospect of a good, sound, preschool-street-justice-styled ass-whoopin' that 1/5 of us is likely to receive by the end of September
One could predict that the above statement might be true for another 1/5 of us
5/5 of us truly love Dan Zanes and Friends
2/5 of us lurked in the alley behind the Fitzgerald Theater in May for 45 minutes after the show so that 1/5 of us could shout, "Hi Dan Zanes! What kind of car do you drive?"