What's That Again?

Me: "Hey Pete, 'member when Thing One used to stand in the living room window and scream, 'DADDY'S COCK!!!!!!!' for the whole neighborhood?"

Pete: "Truck. He was saying, 'Daddy's truck.'"

Overheard at the Park

"I could never just get my kid a Black baby doll. I would feel pretentious or overreaching or something."

"Well, yeah, but I think I understand what she is trying to do. It sort of defeats the whole purpose if the White girl is dragging the naked Black girl through the sand behind her, though, don't you think?"